Friday, October 9, 2015

Squeezing the Juice

          A few days ago, October 3rd, was the 20th anniversary of OJ Simpson's acquittal in the sensational murder trial. And there are a couple of OJ stories in my memories.
            OJ was a Buffalo Bill back when I was in college. He was the highest draft pick, which from my understanding of the draft, meant that he was the first choice for the team with the poorest record of the year before. OJ was not thrilled to come to Buffalo (understatement!), but the fans were excited. He was nicknamed Juice. The offensive line was called the Electric Company – they blocked the other team players and opened space for OJ to run with the ball. Hence, the Electric Company turned on the Juice.
            One night I was with some of my biology friends at an Italian restaurant on Main Street. OJ Simpson was sitting at one of the tables with his first wife and Reggie McKenzie, of the Electric Company, and his wife! They were all dressed up. The wait staff was falling all over each other taking care of the celebrities, and a couple of my friends were gushing all over them too. I stole glances at their table from time to time, trying not to stare, and I thought to myself that they were four of the prettiest people I had ever seen!
            My senior year of college, which would have been 1974 that first semester when football season started, OJ was making lots of noise about wanting to be traded to any team that had a chance of making it to the Super Bowl. He thought that playing in the Super Bowl was owed him since he was such a great player. The fans did not like his attitude at all!                    Early in the season, the Bills had a Monday night game at the home stadium, and I happened to be there, in the end zone, with my college buddy Laura and a couple of other friends. Well Howard Cosell, famed football broadcaster and equally famed OJ bootlicker, was in town to do commentary for the game. The players were announced by name, one at a time, as each ran onto the field. When Mr. Cosell announced “OJ Simpson!”, the crowd started booing!
          OJ bounded onto the field, and Howard said to the television audience, “The fans are chanting Juice! Juice!” But don't you believe it – the fans were chanting Boo! I know, I was there!
          Eventually OJ was traded to another team, but he never did make it to the Super Bowl.
          Nine years ago I filled out a questionnaire while at jury duty. One of the queries was if I had ever been personally involved in a murder? I answered yes. The next day, while being interviewed in the courtroom by one of the lawyers for the defendant, I was asked about the murder I had been involved in? I responded, “Well, what I meant was the OJ Simpson case – and no, I had nothing to do with the murder or the case, but, you know, I'm from Buffalo, and if OJ was involved in a murder, then I take it personally!”
         The lawyer seemed to get where I was coming from – I mean I was sincere when I answered yes, it wasn't until after I went home that night that I realized, no, I've never been involved in a murder! Then the lawyer asked me if I thought OJ was guilty!
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