Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Powdered Doughnuts

       This is the Powdered Doughnut Story, written a couple of times before.
          It was October of 1992. Amanda was five and Sarah was eight years old. We had gone to Pizza Hut to use some coupons and have a relaxing dinner with no cooking on my part. I had picked the girls up from Benefield Elementary right after school, and we went directly to the public library – the one on Highway 29 almost to downtown Lawrenceville. We spent an hour there, but being hungry, we headed from there to the Lilburn Pizza Hut – the one with the clock in the corner with a swiftly moving minute hand such that entire days go by during a single meal! 

          Sarah had her first Book It! coupon of the school year. This entitled her to a free personal pan pizza with one extra topping and a star to add to the Book It! pin she had on her backpack. Sarah asked for extra cheese as her topping. I had a coupon for two large pizzas – so I ordered a vegetarian to take home for us to graze on the rest of the week, and a pepperoni lovers special for Amanda and me to dine on at the restaurant. The waitress did not disguise her surprise at such a huge order for just the three of us.
          After the pizzas arrived at the table, it soon became apparent that I was guilty of poor judgement in my choice of restaurants for dinner that evening. Sarah had two loose teeth, and biting into pizza was not only difficult and uncomfortable, it was eventually undo able as Sarah put down her piece and said she had lost her appetite. Offering to cut the pizza into very small bits did not help, Goober just wanted to stop eating altogether.
          Amanda and I felt bad. It was all we could do to finish one piece of pizza each ourselves before we lost our appetites too. The waitress approached the table and said, “Well, I knew you weren't going to eat all that pizza, but I sure thought you would eat more than you did!”
          She picked up the trays to carry the pizzas back to the kitchen to box up for us to take home, and as she did, I commented, “Sarah has two loose teeth, and she can't chew on the food.”
          With that, the waitress set the pizzas back on the table so she could use her hands while telling us the following:
          “A friend of mine has a daughter, and one morning when her daughter was about the same age as your daughter here, she came down to the breakfast table and took a bite out of a powdered doughnut. With that one bite, her tooth which had been loose came out, and her gum started to bleed.
          “She went into the bathroom and dabbed at her mouth for a little bit to get the bleeding to stop, and then her mother told her to go finish her breakfast so she would not be late for school.
          “The daughter went back to the kitchen and took another bite out of that powdered doughnut, and then suddenly she went into convulsions!
          “As you can imagine, the poor mother was beside herself with panic! They got the daughter to the hospital where the convulsions stopped. After two days of tests, no one could figure out what had happened to her or why.
         “Finally the doctor asked the mother to tell him one more time the exact sequence of events the morning the daughter went into convulsions. The mother explained again about how the little girl had bitten into a powdered doughnut after losing a tooth. The doctor came to the conclusion that when the girl bit the doughnut, the sugar went into the wound left by the missing tooth and immediately entered the bloodstream and the blood took the sugar straight to the brain, and that's what caused her to have an epileptic fit!
         “So mind that your little girl does not eat any powdered doughnuts when her loose teeth come out!”
         With those words of caution, the waitress picked up our pizzas once again and headed toward the kitchen. As the three of us closed our gaping mouths, I said to the girls, “Well, you just never know what kind of a story you are going to get when you make polite conversation with a stranger!”
          And the take-home message for y'all is to mind those powdered doughnuts! They can pack quite a punch!
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