Monday, June 22, 2015

Rock and a Hard Place

     Okay, mixed in with all the stories about my Dad and his achievements that ranged from remodeling every room in the house to getting his three kids to church every Sunday, there is the tale of his most famous foible that we include to keep him human.
     In the days when Dad was in the midst of his remodeling of the Zimmerman house, company would come by from time to time, and we would walk them through the house showing off all the things that Dad had done so far and point out what the plans were for the next project. It was with pride and excitement that we would share this with everyone.
     One day, during such a tour, Dad smiled and humbly told us something we had never heard before – his very first project at the house! He said when we first moved in, he wanted to get rid of the rock at the end of the driveway. It was not quite what I would call a boulder, but rather a big rock. And it was not in the driveway, but rather to one side of the driveway and almost on the shoulder of the road. I thought it made a nice marker for the driveway. And in the years that we lived there, in winter, if we found the rock with the snow shovel, then we knew where to shovel to clear the driveway. But apparently Dad had not liked the looks of it and wanted the rock gone.
     So for his very first project at the new house, Dad walked into our barn, which was what we were using for a garage, and he grabbed the sledgehammer. Then he walked to the end of the driveway and stood in front of the rock.
     Dad slung the sledgehammer over his head. And he swung it down onto the rock.
     Then the sledgehammer immediately bounced back (following the laws of physics!) and smacked Dad squarely in the forehead!
     Dad looked around to see if anyone else had witnessed what had just happened.
     No one had.
     He walked back to the barn and set the sledgehammer inside.
     And the rock remained at the end of the driveway for all the years that we lived there, and it is probably there still.


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