Friday, May 29, 2015

Spider Web Ballot Box

    My eighth-grade social studies teacher was an older woman named Mrs. Anderson. She didn't seem to like me – maybe she thought I had a bad attitude – and maybe I did. When I think back on it now, I most likely had a mousy expression on my face every day while sitting there not participating in class discussion – that's enough to give a teacher an attitude!
     The only other thing I remember about that class was the assignment one day to draw a political cartoon.
      So it must have been American history we were studying that year – because the day of the assignment the topic was something that was going on, I think in Andrew Jackson's day, and Congress could not agree on anything, a not too unfamiliar state of affairs considering all the can we reach across the aisles? talk prevalent in Congress these days.
      My political cartoon was a top hat sitting upside down on a table with cobwebs all over it from having sat there so long – the hat was labeled Ballot Box – and the look of disuse was to illustrate how long it had been since Congress had put anything to a vote!
      The purpose of the assignment was to exercise our understanding of the concept of political cartoon combined with the unit we were studying at the time. My finished product supplied the subtle irony of the political cartoon mixed with my own lack of artistic skills – all I had drawn was a hat with a label and a table and cobwebs.
      The next day we each had to present our political cartoon to the class. I showed them what I had drawn and gave what I thought was a very straightforward explanation about the unused hat illustrating the lack of action in Congress.
       The class looked confused!
       How could that be – it was so simple!
       One boy finally raised his hand and wanted to know what the stuff was on the hat and table and room – I looked at the picture and said, “You mean the spider webs?” 
       Everyone looked even more confused – why were there spider webs on the picture?
       Finally, one of my friends started laughing loudly and derisively and said, “does she mean cobwebs?
      There is a difference between spider webs and cobwebs?
      I guess spider webs implies spiders are about and active, and cobwebs implies disuse as in a room that has not been occupied in a while – even by spiders?
      Those were the two lessons that I learned from eighth-grade social studies – say cobwebs instead of spider webs in conversation, and being laughed at derisively by someone I thought was a friend can still hurt all these many years later.


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