Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Pickle Factory

        It seems to me the summer after I worked at Fisher Price I put an application in again, but the toy factory was not hiring. Then I got word, maybe it was from my Aunt Norma, that the pickle factory was looking for the summer workers who usually went to Fisher Price. So I applied there. My brother, Clark, had his driver’s license by then and was providing transportation for me.
        The pickle factory, whose name I will not mention but was located in Cheektowaga, did not call for an interview right away, and since summer is so short, the chance of working there was slipping away.
But then one day the pickle factory office called and asked if I could start work at the beginning of the second shift that day? Oh gosh – no discussion of what I would be doing, just show up.
 Did I mention that I have never liked pickles? The smell of a pickle on my plate next to a sandwich makes me gag. I avoid most potato salads and deviled eggs because of pickles. If I bite into a pickle slice on a restaurant hamburger, well sometimes my whole day is ruined.
        Clark dropped me off at 4:30 and said he’d be back around 11. The foreman put me on a line with three other people – two on each side of a conveyor trough. I recognized a few of the girls from Fisher Price the year before.
        A large truck backed up to the bin at the end of our conveyor trough, and the truck tipped a whole load of pickles into the bin. The pickles then began to move in one layer along the conveyor belt – they were wet; I guess with the pickle juices. As the pickles went by in front of us, we were supposed to pick out the ones that did not look good and throw them into the barrel below the trough. I think we had gloves on, but no safety glasses or ear protection (or nose plugs).
        The pickles moved so quickly, and the other people were grabbing the bad pickles so fast that I couldn’t tell what constituted a pickle that needed to be plucked from the pack, I just knew that my hands had to be moving at all times! So there were really no criteria for the bad pickles – I mean I tried to discriminate, but ultimately, I was just constantly grabbing a pickle and putting it into the discard barrel.
        It was a horrible shift.
        During the break I talked with someone else I had recognized from Fisher Price. She said it was her second week there, and she told management after one day that she could not keep working on the pickle conveyor line – they would have to find something else for her to do! Imagine that! I wondered if I complained would they listen to me?
        The company then moved the worker to the part of the factory where one puts the pickles into the jars – I don’t recall if it is mostly automated, but I do remember her saying that a human puts that very last pickle in because it is so hard to squeeze it into the jar. That’s what she was doing – putting the last pickle in. This sounds incredible as I’m typing it up now – but it is what I remember her saying.
        At the end of the shift, I was told not to go in the next day – I was somewhat elated at the thought that I was so terrible they did not want me anymore. But it turned out they just did not need me the next day – they would call.
        It was two days later when the pickle factory called again – could I be there at the start of second shift that day? By then I had already eaten lunch, so I would either have to eat again before going to work, or skip dinner. It began to dawn on me that perhaps I was not being treated very well.
        That second night, I stepped up to the conveyor trough, watched the truck dump a load of pickles into the bin, and once again, I spent eight hours just grabbing pickles that may or may not have had too many blemishes for the pickle-eating masses and throwing them into the barrel nearby.
        Toward the end of that shift, the guy who drove the truck collected all our barrels, and dumped them back into the bin so the pickles would have another pass by! He said management was not happy with our reject selections and we were supposed to try again.
        When the shift was over I was told not to return the next night.
        A couple of days later when the front office called me again to report for second shift, I politely responded that I was no longer working for them.
        There was a mad scramble toward the end of the summer for the company to get me my two days’ pay. But I finally received it in the mail. What an inconvenient situation for all involved. I guess the only plus of my having worked at the pickle factory was the fact that I had already hated pickles – it would have been a shame for someone to learn to hate pickles what with the oppressive smell and obnoxious task after two mere shifts of employment!
        The pay stub had been saved by me for years and years, in a storage box with others, and finally I scanned it along with others – and I have it on a flash drive – I worked 16 hours and the pay was $2 an hour – I cleared $27.41.
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